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Toasts about Funerals

There was an old man in a hearse,

Who murmured, "This might have been worse;

Of course the expense

Is simply immense,

But it doesn't come out of my purse."

SOURCE:
Title: Toaster's Handbook Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Author: Peggy Edmund and Harold W. Williams, compilers Release Date: May 26, 2004 Language: English